Perks wen u hav a boyfriend...
1. Your very own free recharge service
2. home delivery 4 virtualy nethn
3. Booze At nyt....
4. Punching bag/softest pillow
5. Personal mirror-on-d-wall
6. d perfect santa 2 make everyday a perfect christmas..
7. Fellow insomniac with unlimited night calling
8. Your uncalled for pepper-spray
9. Favourite victim 4 emotinal blackmail
10. D ryt audience 4 ur talents n tantrums
11. Slave 2 d magic of d word 'please'
12. Human handkerchief 4 ur waterworks....
13. D guy who wud lov u no matter wat, even aftr readin dis...!
